Flirty one liner jokes

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A collection of subtle flirty jokes for him or for her to make her laugh. Some of the jokes can be used to start a conversation, to tell a guy over text or Tinder. They can be used as conversation starters to flirt with Flirty one liner jokes boy or girl. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall You can explore flirty tinder openers reddit one liners, including funnies and gags.

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The Best 67 Flirty Jokes. You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line. Is your name Summer? I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes? Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future.

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I'd like to BUY you a drink I didn't know angels could fly so low. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together. You smell like trash Can I take you out? There's something actionable in your pants. My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. Flirty one liner jokes where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas. For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer Boy : I have a pen you have a phone. Anyone have any sex laying around they're not using I could borrow?

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart. Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future? My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined.

You're sweeter than 3. Are you a keyboard?

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Because you're my type! Every function without you will always be void of love. If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty. I need more than characters to tell you how beautiful you are. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox! Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates Cause I want to take your top off. Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home! Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.

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Now what's on the menu? Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion. I don't want your candy, what I really want is your .

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I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me? You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb. Dont stop! I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right! Are you a computer whiz?

Flirty one liner jokes

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The Best 67 Flirty Jokes